If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
(via jar-of-fartz)
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated."
- Oscar Wilde (via forbiddenalleys)
(Source: seabois, via forbiddenalleys)
This is my first ever Dr. Nick post, apparently. If I ever own a robot dog, it’s going to be pretty hard to not name it Doctorb.
